Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading . Anyone can play along! Just do the following: Grab your current read Open to a random page Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! ( make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others! ) Share the title & author , too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers! “Back by eleven,” I reminded her, then cut her off at the first sign of a groan. “Complain, and it will be ten-thirty.. and if you’re not in that door on time, I’ll show up at the Dairy Freeze in my bathrobe yelling your full legal name.” “You wouldn’t.” She hissed. “Try me. Now, have a good time.” I kissed her forehead. ~ The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires by Molly Harper Kobo ebook, Chapter 10, page 42. About the book: Iris Scanlon, Half-Moon Hollow’s only